I DO!

Beer, I take you to be my lawfully wetted libation. I take you with all your faults and your strengths as I offer myself to you with my faults and strengths. I will help you when you need help, and I will turn to you when I need help. I choose you as the libation with which I will spend my life, my constant friend, my faithful partner and my love from this day forward, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow. I promise to drink you unconditionally, to honor and respect you, to laugh with you and cry with you, and to cherish you for as long as we both shall live.